CHANGELOG

• Players no longer die during character creation.
• Neither do their characters.
• All handouts have been placed directly inside the book for ease of printing. However, you will have to tear them out, or make sure your GM-toolbox has the standard Stanley blade.
• All magical items are now sentient (but cannot speak), and have a hyper-fixation on a singular task.
• All NPC names are now derived from the style of Mervyn Peake’s Gormenghast, except for foreign NPCs, who sound British, and look equally strange.
• Most donkeys have been named after Philosophers.

And, as always: this is not a pdf. It is an unprinted book in need of printing, tearing, and marking HP off the NPC statblocks with a pen.